Bonjour Girl // This Review is a Mess But It’s Okay Because So Is This Book

Author: Isabelle Laflèche
Genre: Contemporary // YA
Goodreads rating: 2.82
My rating: ⭐




When Clementine Liu arrives in New York City to study at the Parsons School of Design, she knows that she’s found her place. It isn’t long before she meets her fashionista soulmate, the loud and charismatic Jake, and Jonathan, a dreamy fashion photographer who turns her world upside down.

Between schoolwork and glitzy fashion shows, Clementine launches a blog, Bonjour Girl, and her wit, originality, and flair quickly catapult the site to cult status. Unfortunately, this comes with a price: Clementine is faced with online abuse and public humiliation. In the midst of all the drama, she finds out that a classmate is not what she seems, and Clementine has to find a way to save both her reputation and Jake’s fashion collection.

Disclaimer: I was given an ARC of this book by Netgalley and the publisher (thank you!) in return for an honest review

Welp, this one was a disappointment. I was SO excited to see I got approved for Bonjour Girl because:

💛 LOOK AT THAT COVER! Cute AND rep? Yes please
💛 A biracial (half-Chinese!) protagonist??
💛 It’s all about diversity in fashion and making a change??
💛 It just sounded like a cute contemporary on top of all of that and I LOVE CUTE CONTEMPORARIES THAT ALSO DEAL WITH IMPORTANT TOPICS YES PLS THANK YOU

So yes excitement all around. My first red flag was this quote:

Fashion is my religion, fashion is my salvation, and fashion is the way I roll. I don’t do conventional fashion; I’m quirky and different, I have a funny-looking button nose and lots of freckles, and I go my own way.

seriously why does this have the same energy as ‘my name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.’

I wish I could say that things went better from here on, but… Yeah.

First of, for a book about characters wishing to promote diversity in fashion it’s… not that diverse. While Clementine is half-Chinese and half-French, her Chinese heritage is barely brought up, whereas we’re constantly reminded that she’s half-French. Other than that there’s a supporting character who’s both fat and gay (and of course stereotypically flamboyant) and a disabled girl in a wheelchair. Maybe I’ve forgotten another minor supporting character, but that’s really it. Clementine is constantly preaching to the reader about diversity and why it matters, but yet the book itself doesn’t really live up to that?

Then there’s the writing itself. There’s so much telling instead of showing, that it got really annoying. There were also so many unrealistic plot elements. Like how most students solely wear black except for Clementine like?? Yes, at a fashion school everyone dresses the same. There’s also the fact that the ‘bully’ throws a gum wrapper at Clementine. WHAT COLLEGE-KID WOULD DO THIS. know people in college can be mean, I’ve seen it myself, but this? And there isn’t even a reason for her to do this? She’s just a ‘mean girl’.

What also really bothered me is the random uses of French, especially when talking to other people, who don’t speak French. At some point she even says an entire phrase in French, and then repeats it in English. It would’ve been realistic if she had started in French, but then switched to English because she realised she was speaking the wrong language. Of course, I’m not French so I can’t say much about this, but like Clementine I studied abroad in a country where pretty much everyone spoke English, so this felt very unnatural to me. I’ve screwed up, trust me, but not like this!* Also while some of the French you can understand by context, not all of it? Like at some point someone texts her ‘bien joué’ (this person isn’t even French by the way) and like,,, I literally only know what this means because of Miraculous Ladybug.

* Once I was saying goodbye to my American friend and I wanted to say both ‘bye’ and ‘doei’ (Dutch for bye, you pronounce it kinda like do-wee) but said boei instead. This still haunts me. At some point she also thinks (and her mom later on says it to her) ‘kick some derrière’ can some French person pls tell me if this is truly something they would say (I may or may not be looking at you Marie) because all I could think of was me saying ‘kick some kont/billen’ and sdjsbhd no

There are plenty of small things I could point out that were just ridiculous* but there are A LOT. So let’s continue on to my biggest gripe after the lack of diversity: everything goes so smoothly for Clementine. Like apart from the bullying (which I can’t say much about because my ARC had a problem with showing the tweets? Some were cut in the middle and some didn’t show up at all? So I had to figure out from context what was being said) which was like one girl tweeting some kinda mean stuff about her, everything went right. She got into a prestigious school, gets to live in a great appartment with her aunt (which she doesn’t have to pay anything for), gets a scholarship to launch her blog, meets a ‘great guy’ (at least we’re told he is he barely has a personality and the romance is so forced), immediately gets a new bff, her first blog post immediately does well and so do all the others that follow, by her second post she gets an offer from a fashion brand to send her samples and by the end she even gets acknowledges by frickin’ Anna Wintour?? Anna Wintour, editor-in-chief of Vogue, reads her blog?? Not only is all of this super unrealistic, she doesn’t even really work that hard for it? And NOTHING goes wrong? Not for her anyway. The worst thing that happens in the book actually happens to Jake. Oh! I forgot! She even gets picked to study abroad in China (when suddenly the author remembers that her protagonist is supposed to be half-Chinese) like,,, why though.

* At some point Jake takes her to an ‘ice cream parlour for grown-ups’?? what is this. Is this a real thing. I am confusion America explain. Why can’t adults go to regular ice cream parlours what is going on at that ice cream parlour for grown-ups what do they do there that makes it ‘for grown-ups’ I have questions

So in conclusion: not that well-written, too much telling instead of showing, incredibly unrealistic to the point that it got ridiculous, for a book that supposed to be about promoting diversity it’s not that diverse and it’s just funny how it’s IMPOSSIBLE to forget that Clementine is half-French (like at some point towards the end she even SAYS ‘I’m half-French’ like yes honey we know couldn’t have missed it!!) but quite a few times I forgot she was supposed to be half-Chinese, and uhhh.. I don’t remember where I was going with this. This review is a mess.

Bonjour Girl is out now so uhhh, give it a try I guess*

* That sounds sarcastic but seriously if you wanted to read this, don’t let my review stop you! You might have a very different experience than I did

Have you read Bonjour Girl? What do you think? Any books similar to this you’d recommend? ALSO WHAT IS AN ICE CREAM PARLOUR FOR GROWN-UPS IS IT REAL WHAT DOES IT MEAN

13 thoughts on “Bonjour Girl // This Review is a Mess But It’s Okay Because So Is This Book

  1. I hadn’t heard of this book before but thank you for this review and for making me laugh before I head to work. Also I have never heard of an ice cream parlor for grown-ups. The closest thing I can think of is this fancy ice cream shop we have downtown that has like Earl Grey ice cream and apricot thyme ice cream, but there are still always plenty of little kids there, so… I am also confused.

    • Haha glad it made you laugh! Yeah I thought maybe they’d serve alcohol or something but? They serve alcohol at restaurants but that doesn’t make it a ‘restaurant for grown-ups’ kids still come there so?? We’ll just be confused together 😂

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  3. I might or might now have swooned or something seeing my name in the middle of your review right here 😂 awwwww you thought of me Michelle <3 <3
    This book sounds terrible – and it's such a shame and a missed opportunity to have a half-chinese, half-french main character and not have that being interestingly brought up in the story, too. And why the emphasis on her French side, because it's more… I don't know, related to fashion, in a way? Maybe because Paris is often thought of as the "capitale de la mode"?! I wonder now…. And about that sentence you mentioned "kick some derrière", well… basically she just took the English expression to kick some as* and literally put the French polite word for a** in that expression. It just sounds like lazy to me a little bit? 😅 in real French we would literally say, for the right translation, "botter le c**" 😂😂😂
    I'm sorry this book was such a disappointment :/

    • Hahaha awww ❤

      I know! Especially because the book is about promoting diversity, so why is her Chinese side barely brought up? Yeah that’s possible, or maybe because she grew up in Paris so she feels closer to that side of her? Still, that wasn’t really mentioned/explored or anything.
      Haha yeah I thought that’s what she did, (we use that word here too, though rarely, so I did know what the word meant) but since I’m not French I thought well, maybe I’m wrong 😅
      Yeah it’s such a shame! It had so much potential :/

      • Yeah – I mean, if she felt a bit closer to this side of herself, it could have been a bit more clearer. Here, like that, it just feels.. weird and a bit unfair, too? :/

  4. I laughed out loud when I read the title of this blog post. I think my first red flag was in the summary: “Clementine launches a blog, Bonjour Girl, and her wit, originality, and flair quickly catapult the site to cult status.” Like if you’re telling me the MC is such a special snowflake who’s better than everyone else without trying. . . I’m out. Sorry you didn’t like it! On the bright side, it made for a really entertaining review!

    • Haha yeah true, but since authors don’t write blurbs I didn’t really think much of it. I thought she’d at least work hard on her blog to get there, and not reach fame over night after 1 blog post nkdjshgd
      Haha yeah I did have fun ranting :P Glad it was entertaining!

  5. Ice cream parlors for grownups?? I’m confused, too, and I’m American lol. Ice cream is for everyone. There aren’t specific ones for kids or adults,and an “adult” ice cream parlor would have VERY specific connotations :p

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